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Danger list

Dying to get onto the danger list




1    Action Man may no longer be the coolest toy    
 in the cupboard, but in real life he’s ram- stock exchange and with his own safety and, as
 pant. Last week he could be found clamber- such, a good figurehead for what the think tanks are
 ing out of hot-air balloons, surviving freezing calling the ‘risk society’. In the future there will be no
5 oceans, narrowly avoiding death. Sir Ranulph safety nets of state support, we must make our own
 Fiennes says that if you have to ask why men like55 arrangements, see the creation of wealth become the
 Richard Branson, Tony Bullimore and himself court prerogative of the feisty chancer.
 danger, you will never understand.6    Branson is a modern take on the old frontier spirit,
2    I think the question they raise is a different one: when entrepreneurs were not techno-nerds but virile
10 what is worth dying for, if anything? Our children, gods who straddled the globe turning opportunities
 our liberty, a religious principle, or to be the first man60 into fortunes. In his ballooning, if not his jumpers, we
 to circumnavigate the earth on a bobsleigh? There’s see the spirit that made the millions, and the egotism
 not much left to be heroic about. The great courage- which ignores the sobbing family, screws up its cour-
 sapping causes are gone: there are no International age and leaps off the edge.
15 Brigades for young idealists to join, war has been7    And danger is the nation’s burgeoning hobby. The
 stripped of patriotic glory, even the cathartic satisfac-65 salary-man’s weekend may be spent floating over the
 tion of the war movie has given way to moral tales of South Downs on a plastic glider or, like the founder
 paralysed veterans displaying cynicism and of the Dangerous Sports Club, flying across the
 pacifist banners. From Born on the Fourth of Channel on an inflatable kangaroo ’to
20 July to The Regeneration Trilogy, the message escape humdrum life’. Sport’s new con-
 is: save your courage for your own dreams,70 tender is the gruelling Ironman triathlon,
 nobody else’s fights are worth it. a gladiatorial feat of swimming, running
3    The appeal of the adventurer used to be and cycling.
 that he lived for a noble cause, was fearless Publishing is bursting with intrepid
25 in its pursuit and utterly unconcerned about travel writers, currently led by Redmond
 the banal minutiae of life. But today, with all75 O’Hanlon’s malarial trek through the
 the dragons slain and the continents map- Congo, all clamouring for a virgin hellhole
 ped, he must think of his sponsorship deals, to call their own. Tourism’s white-
 his television series and The Guinness Book knuckle specials include bungee jump-
30 of Records - anything which allows him a ing for grandmothers, white-water rafting
 reason to play Errol Flynn for the folks back80 for royals, and sky-coasting (suspen-
 home. ded by cable, you swing like a pendu-
4    The quest for danger is an odd one in a world lum at a vast height) package tours to
 which, in many ways, has never been more perilous: New Zealand.
35 violent crime terrifies us all, the tensions of race,8    At a time when our every timid thought is elevated
 nationalism and poverty all routinely explode in our85 to the status of a phobia - flying, heights, speed and
 faces. But these problems won’t serve the needs of the rest - it seems we’re tired of our own ner-
 the conquering hero, who would not dream of har- vousness, preferring the aversion therapy of a serious
 nessing his courage to Third World or inner-city relief scaring.
40 work, or even to journalism in war zones with shells9    The million-selling bibles of American pop psychol-
 exploding all around. Too much competition. He may90 ogy tell us that we can conquer all fear, ‘heal our
 raise money for charity, make an occasional contribu- lives’, get in that yacht and make our dreams reality.
 tion to science, but he is the apotheosis of the glori- The problem is that that reality may be Fiennes with
 fied individual, the more single-handed the better, subzero kidney stones and Bullimore’s frostbite.
45 because nothing must detract from his Boy’s Own10    As much as we applaud acts of valour, danger-
 achievement. Look at me, I fought the lions and95 games often fail to reward their players with the eter-
 tamed the seas. nal glow of ambition fulfilled. ‘Had we lived,’ wrote
5    Branson’s world-circling balloon trip, even its fail- Scott in his journal, ‘I should have had a tale to tell of
 ure, has been called a mere publicity stunt, but he is the hardihood, endurance and courage of my com-
50 a natural taker of risks, an inveterate gambler on the panions which would have stirred the heart of every
 100 Englishman.’ The point is, of course, that they didn’t.
 


‘The Sunday Times’, January 12, 1997