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    The day the plane brought the white man was an important one for Managua.
He was, as usual, occupied by his translation of Hamlet into language the
rest of the tribe would understand, and he could have done without the
interruptison because this was the day he had set aside to work on the famous
soliloquy. As the only islander who could even read, let alone write, Managua felt
the burden of his culture upon his shoulders the way he imagined an old turtle
bore the weight of its carapace upon its back: it was certainly a secure home, a
comfort and a blessing, but at times like this, when he had a tricky scene to
write, it was plenty damn heavy too.
    Although he later swore about the coming of the white man and the
disruption to his work that the resultant excitement caused - not to mention the
anxiety to him personally - if truth be told, long before the whirring of the
plane’s three propellers stirred the torpid island air, his task was already
suffering insufferable disturbances from his wife Lamua who once again had
gotten herself into one big sweat about the pig.
    Is be or is be not, is be one big damn puzzler
he had written. He read it over again, allowing his lips to move so he could get
the feel of how the words would sound, although he dared not permit even a
whisper to escape him. The way Lamua was bustling about the hut, moving this
and that (as though she might find the pig here! as if you could conceal even a
bantam pig in this single, sparsely furnished room!), any sound from him would
be jumped upon like a snake by koku-koku and taken as an invitation to
conversation.
    ‘I is tell you now,’ she muttered. ‘I is eat that pig if is be last thing I is do.’
    Managua adjusted his spectacles and peered more intently at his Complete
Shakespeare, partly by way of showing Lamua that he was ignoring her but also
because the print was so bloody damn small. He must see Miss Lucy about some
new reading glasses. This pair seemed to be losing all their strength, but then
again that was only to be expected; he had had them for a couple of years and
they were second-hand when he got them, or rather second-eye, he told himself.
He smiled, congratulating himself on his little joke. It was the kind of joke
Shakespeare made all the time, which just showed the benefit of reading the
great man, and why it would do the islanders good to see Hamlet.
    ‘You is better not laugh at me now, man’, snapped Lamua, catching him a
cuff round the head as she passed his mat. ‘I is tell you, that bloody pig you is be
so fond of is be good as dead.’
    Managua squinted at the next line.
    ‘Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer’ was how Shakespeare had got it.
Managua had looked up nobler in the dictionary and realized right away that it
was one hard word to translate. The island didn’t have any nobles. There wasn’t
even a chief, like he’d heard tell some islands possessed. When something
needed to be decided on, all the men just crawled into the kassa house and
talked it over until everyone was agreed. If it was some little thing they indulged
in some kassa first, which generally meant the matter got decided on pretty
damn quick since no-one was usually in a mind to argue. If it was something
important then they refrained from kassa on the grounds that they needed to
think clearly. But if people were thinking clearly in different directions then they
might grind a few kassa seeds, mix up the paste and keep spooning it down until
they were all so out of their heads that no-one cared enough to argue about what
they decided and just wanted to settle the thing plenty fast so they could really
get stuck into the kassa. Kassa pretty much ruled out any necessity for nobles.
    Lamua was sweeping now and a more disputatious person than Managua
might have felt that a disproportionate amount of dust from the hard earth floor
was ending up on his books, but he simply brushed it away and got on with his
work.