Examentrainers

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Personal Fitness

Saddle up!

ARE YOU SADDLED WITH A FLABBY BOTTOM, TUM AND THIGHS?
TRY PEDAL POWER, SAYS MONICA GRENFELL

I love watching people, so sitting in a Manchester wine bar recently was my idea of heaven. The place was full of girls in short skirts revealing smooth, toned thighs and flat stomachs, and tiny tops showing off their midriffs … and they weren’t just skinny teenagers. I gatecrashed one group of twentysomethings with breathtaking figures and spoke to Dawn. What was their secret? “We all started cycling to work!” she said “Eight miles each way in any weather. It’s brilliant!” Just to prove it she hoisted up her skirt to reveal the most perfect bottom I’ve ever seen. “I used to be a size 16 and drove everywhere, but I bought a bike and it all vanished. Driving ruins your bum.” If the government wants us to abandon our cars, they should display mile-high posters of Dawn’s bottom on every street corner with the slogan “driving ruins your bum”.