Examentrainers

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SKY LARKS
   How do you deter a neighbour on an aeroplane
from blabbering to you for the duration of the flight?
I was recently on a flight with my boyfriend and a
stranger was the third passenger in our group of
seats. Even though we were both reading our books,
he insisted on starting up the conversation again and
again. Bearing in mind that there is only 20cm
between oneself and one’s neighbour, how should
one stop this inconsiderate behaviour without getting
physical or being rude? Please note that buying a
first-class ticket is not an option.
Angie D., London W11

Smile rather too intensely and say: “I’m terribly
sorry, I don’t speak English.” If he continues, say:
“No, no let me stop you there. I just can’t
understand a single word. I’m terribly sorry.
I should have paid more attention at school.” You
can return to reading your book in peace, leaving
your fellow passenger thoroughly bewildered and
probably not a little disturbed about his mental
balance.